not important but if you want to have a good laugh, this might give you just that. hehe. it did to me. be gay!

valer kuberch
kahit jutay
ang julamantrax donchi
ay anek-anek

nyongkamas at nutring,nyogarilyas at kipay
nyitaw nyotaw, jutani. Kundol jutola, jupot jola
bastrax at mega join-join pa,jobanox nyustasa,
nyubuyax nyomatis nyowang at luyax
and around the keme ay fulnes ng linga.ü

-bahay kubo, gay version...