Mga Dagdag Patawa

• It’s better to cross the line and suffer the consequences than to just stare at the line for the rest of your life. –Rules sa Patintero
• Every time I feel that nobody seems to understand me, it helps a little better to think of you because I know nobody understand you either! Apir!
• Nasa bangka ka with your ever plastic friend and your two-timer ex nang biglang lumubog ang bangka. Sino ang una mong ililigtas, ‘yung bangka o ‘yung sagwan?
• Use the following in a sentence: DELETION- the balat of deletion is crispy. DIFFERENT- who is different of this poor boy? DELICACY-Delicacy, mahuhuli na tayo! AFFECT- Maria is wearing affect diamond ring. CADET- sino cadet mo kagabi? SCHOOLING- hello, who’schooling please?
• Dasal ng isang umiibig: “Lord, please give me a sign kung siya na nga… pero kung hindi siya… eeeee! Siya na kasi, please po, please!