Sabi ng Prof ko dahil may kaklase akong recite ng recite w/o raising her hand "I think this is the first time i have a student w/ tourette in my class..."
Recite parin ng recite yung student: "Wow the ejaculatory comments just don't stop!"
from my socsci1 prof last sem: "Birds of the same feather FLOCK together...don' t forget the L". (HAHAHA)
"I'll strangle you, strangle you really hard, smack right in your jugular (pause ng mga 5 seconds), you do know where your jugular is?"
"Be ready with your speech because I am going to lambaste you!" -namutla nalang yung classmate kong freshie after hearing sir navera sa spcm 1 namin
"well of course when you sell your soul you have to make an elaborate justification to make yourself feel good."
-Sir Walden Bello, Socio 127, this sem
"ano bang natapos mo? italian 8?"
"punyetissima! "
"look at me i'm 433 years old pero ang lakas lakas ko pa. eh kung walang gulay eh di kakain na lang ako ng damo. kung wala eh di tubig, kung wala mag-ipon na lang ako ng laway."
-Sir Tiamson, Italian 11, this sem
When you graduate, then you begin to live.
-Dr. Carmen Jimenez, Psych 118
from Prof Soresca in my spanish 1 class
Prof:"Mr. Gatbunton, why are you late?!"
Student:"Sorry Mam, galing pa ako Las Pinas."
Prof: "Ladies, don't marry somebody from Las Pinas because they have bamboo organs!!"
"there are only two countries who still use Fahrenheit.. the
--Sir Argete
Marx is more Christian than Christ and Christ is more Marxist than Marx.
-Sir Lanuza.
May kaklase ako, may jowang taga Ateneo
"Ateneo? How could you love someone from the Ateneo? "
sa geol11, ayaw mag-recite ng mga classmates ko.. sabi ni ma'am cathy
"wag na mahiya, you have nothing to lose but your face.."
si sir agapito..habang 2nd exam at malakas ang ulan..
"ang lakas ng ulan, ayos yan at least hindi halata pag umiiyak.."
Class: Sir, sa exams po ba nagbibigay kayo ng partial points?
Prof: Hmm, if I see partial wisdom.
"It's okay to smoke inside my class. As long as you don't breathe it out."
-Dr. Obsioma, Biodiversity
"Oh, this is good. It's poetic because it's perfectly stupid." - Ricardo de
Ungria last week on my classmate's work.
Prof: Did I remind the class last meeting that we're going to have an exam
today?
Class: (dead air)
Prof: Ok, it seems I forgot to remind the class that we're going to have an
exam today. I'm giving you five minutes then to buy a bluebook. We're going
to have an exam today.
sir tiamson (span 11)
"ayan, di ka makasagot. yung bakal sa ngipin mo naapektuhan na yung pagsasalita mo"
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