When doing a business there must be:"LOVE and PASSION" - Prof. J. Lim, Entrepreneurship (at kahit yata sa lahat ng bagay... yun lagi ang sagot nya!!)
Ma'am Ra when asked to clarify something she said from a previous lecture:Ma'am: "Oh, did I say that? I guess I must have been unconscious atthat time! "
"The aim of policy making is to invoke action! Because action speaks louderthan words! You do not just say I love you. You say: If you love me, enterme! " -Dr. Alfonso Pacquing
"Class, next week na lang ung result sa exam nyo. I am having a hard timechecking it. I will seek first the divine guidance on what to do about it.Class dont worry about your grade. Let me worry about it." Sir de jesus,envi sci 1
(valentines day)"Ano ba yan? Students ba kayo ng UP? Bakit ang bababa ng scores niyo?Siguro wala kayong date ngayong valentines kaya ganito kayo. Losers!!!When i was your age i had a date. Hindi ba naapektuhan ng UP FAIReuphoria ng grades niyo? Parang di kayo masaya..." (sabay matching tapon ng quizzes sa sahig) "I won't record this. Go find a date." (sabay walk out.) -Sir Doliente,BA.
Ma'am: Many people believe that we, psychology graduates can read minds...(silence) Actually, we can. Class: Weh.. Sample..Ma'am: Right now, you think that I'm bluffin -Ma'am Chei Billedo, Psych
"I don't give surprise long exams. All exams are announced. Halimbawa,Class, mageexam tayo, NGAYON NA!" -Ma'am Chei
"Oo, nagpapaulan ako ng uno... baket? aanhin ko ba nun? di naman ako yayaman dun." -Sir Atoy Navarro, histo I
"Nasa bandang gilid ang fallopian tube. Kaya kung gusto niyong magka-anakng asawa niyo, dapat nakatagilid kayo habang gumagawa."
-Ma'am Meggie, Zoo 10
"Last sem was the first time that I gave a grade of 5, and it felt good!!!"Prof Goldie, Comm II, circa 1998, first day of class
atheist ako, pero pag nasa bahay, nagro rosary kami ng Nanay ko, eh kungmagalit sa kin yun. --Socio 11 Prof
"you do not fall in love; you rise in love. That's how you love rationally." --Dr. FG david
"Do not memorize! Analyze!" - doc nic, advising us, her students never to memorize reaction mechanisms
"Kaya nga ideal eh, hindi siya nangyayari sa totoong buhay. Pero an approximation is good enough" - sir engle, on ideal and real systems
"Don't take the BAR and yourselves too seriously. baka mabalitaan nalang namin na nag-o-oral summation kayo sa Luneta. O lumulutang-lutang sa Pasig River. Enjoy yourselves, relax, and read at least 15 hours a day. Nakakabobo ang sobrang tulog. MAg relax ka habang nagbabasa. Magrelax habang nagmi-memorize. "
"Pag nananaba ka sa oras ng exams, ibig sabihin di ka papasa."
"Oh the BAR isn't scary. It's terrifying. It might even kill you."
"Wow. Rape-able." and "Stand up Miss ___ so that I might see the contours of your body."
Ito naman from our Prof. Ancient:"Mga engineers? Nako. Bihira pumapasa sa BAR."
sabi ng aming dean who is 80 yrs old, "class your laughing now, but i will predecease you all"
prof: O, meron na bang nakapunta sa inyong XXXclass: (tahimik)prof: (medyo nadisappoint) Ano?! Puro na lang ba kayo aral? Aral na langkayo ng aral, ha? Wala na kayong napupuntahan kakaaral niyo!
same prof: Nakita niyo na ba ang Hoover dam?class: (tahimik uli)
prof: Hehehehe, ang yabang ko talaga!
Second day of classesSame Prof: (kinuha ang box ng colored chalks) Ano ba naman ito... (tapos iniitsa sa lamesa yung mga dark colored chalks)
class: (tahimik na nagmamasid)
Prof: Class, sulatan niyo ang manufacturer ng chalk na ito, at sabihing tanggalin na ang mga walang kwentang kulay na ito... brown, green, violet. hindi makikita ito sa board. Convince them class: (tahimik at gulat)Prof: and .25 incentive sa final grade niyo!terror prof after an exam (last day na din ng class..): ok class.. see younext sem!
"Ateneo is not a university, it's a diploma mill. Bakit ba nakangiti pa mgaestudyante dyan kapag lalabas sila ng gate nila, hindi ba nila nalalamanang nami-miss nila sa edukasyon?"
"The more wisdom you obtain, the more you shut your mouth. This is becausethe more that you learn, the more you realize that there are even morethings that you do not know. The true mark of an idiot is a loudmouth, thetrue mark of a wise man is humility"--Paraphrased galing kay PI100. Puta best prof sa CAL.
"IE? Di naman engineering yun e"-Thesis adviser
Classmate: Ma'am, pwede po bang next week na kami mag report?
Ma'am: Alam mo, God is good. And I am God. So yes, pwede next week.
galing kay sir U eliserio during creative writing class..."try everything once except incest"
and one day pumasok ng room, galit na galit. hinagis ang bag sa table, nagwawala sa harap ng room dahil hindi daw nasagot ng previous class niya ang question niya. kaya dapat daw masagot namin, ang makasagot may plus points. kapag walang makasagot, lagot kami. ang tanong.... "class, sinong lalaking artista dun sa TV show na wonder years"?
"Mamatay na mangopya..." saka "Ang hindi maka-100, bobo!".
"im gay. so gay i could show you my penis because it is but an accessory tomy body" -jean navera, spcm1
FIRST DAY OF CLASSES: "Kung may boyfriend o girlfriend kayo na hindi taga-UP, hiwalayan niyo na agad. Walang pupuntahan yan. Hindi kayo magkaka-intindihan. Tapos yung mga anak niyo, magiging bobo. Gusto niyo bayun?"
ANOTHER PROF: "Hoy girls, wag kayong kukuha ng boyfriend dito sa UP.Pare-parehas tayong mahirap dito. Kumuha kayo ng mayaman. 80% of thechild's intelligence comes from the Mother naman eh. Kayo guys, wag kayokukuha ng bobong babae. Kahit matalino kayo, magiging bobo anak niyo."
"Class, Chinatown is not in China. And Ateneo de Manila University is not... a university."
STUDENT: Sir, pwede po magpa-sit in yung friends ko?
PROF: From what school are they?
STUDENT: St. Scho po.
PROF: "Go ahead. So they'll realize what they're missing. St. Scho, St.Scho... eskwelahan na ba yun sa inyo?!"
sa PHILO:"I THINK THEREFORE I AM FROM UP!"
"Class, kaya mahal ang bayad sa mga professors sa ibang school kasi ang bobobo ng mga estudyante dun. Dyuskoh, I used to teach there... at lumuluha talaga ako ng dugo bago maintindihan ng mga students yung sinasabi ko. Ang mahal nga ng bayad, magkakasakit ka naman sa panga kakaulit ng lessons! Wag na lang! Dito na ko sa UP, at least nagkakaintindihan tayo. Diba?"
Dahil kami ang mga huling estudyante ni Dr. David at mahal na mahal naming siya, nag-compile kami dati ng mga quotable quotes mula sa kanya. Ito ang ilan:
"Meanings we find are the meanings we make."
"WHAT YOU LEARN IN UP IS TO GO ON AND NEVER GIVE UP. THAT IF THERE BE ONE PERSON LEFT STANDING, LET IT BE ME. LET ATENEO FALL FIRST BEFORE UP..."
"The measure of a man is how many doors he has opened to other people, especially to those he doesn't know."
"To be born is to die. In between they grow and multiply like flies. 6.2 billion people in the world. Kadiri, ano?"
"Why not life? Why call it soul? Call a spade a spade."
"Earth is the only heaven we can know.""religion is a successful economic institution"
"Do not live long enough to be worthless."
"Domestication of the human male is one of the greatest achievement of the human race."
"I do not know many. I only know enough to teach my classes."
"We do not accept anyone here in class except for those who are members ofa certain minority group. For example, gays are part of a minority group,bakla ka ba? If you admit to this class that you are gay, then I'll admityou"-Prof "hail to the chair", to a guy student na nagpre-prerog"
kapatid ng sinungaling ang magnanakaw."ergo, gma's marriage to mike arroyo is null and void ab initio."consti law class, 1st sem, AY 2005-06
"running for summa ka? mapapagod ka lang."
"Bilib ka kay Alan Peter Cayetano? E ambaba ng grades n'un e!"
"Si Miriam, crush ko 'yun dati. Muntikan na maging kami, kaso nasiraan ngulo, kaya 'yun, iba ang asawa ko."
"Class, gusto ko kayong i-train na mag-English, so when you're here inclass, magsalita kayo ng English! Ako lang ang exempted dahil matanda naako at ako ang teacher!"Ma'am Vitriolo (2nd to the last meeting)
Okay class, next week, we start the lecture proper.more of Ma'am Ilao"Hindi mahirap makakuha ng UNO sa class ko. yung gumradweeeyt last year naMagna Cum Laude ng Biochem, uno siya sakin sa Chem 18"
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